Hey! The name's Emmie. I'm 20 and live in Florida. I'm an art/music/creative writing student. I'm an asexual Homestuck Whovian, Sherlocked Avenger Pokemon Master. And I hunt supernatural monsters on my off days if I'm not having a stay over in Arkham Asylum. I'm also a lot of other things but I'm incredibly lazy and don't want to list them all. That's about all there is to say about me. I love making new friends and talking, so don't be shy about dropping me a message sometime. I'd love to chat. =]
So I turned the bass up on my music and after a few minutes, I look over and see this:
He’s all hey, you guys havin a party?
Am I invited?
Hey hey guys…I hear your music….am I invited?
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like whatHaving both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.
So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.
oh dear god
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.